Fortunately The Milk

While picking up milk for his children's cereal, a father is abducted by aliens and finds himself on a wild adventure th... (more)

While picking up milk for his children's cereal, a father is abducted by aliens and finds himself on a wild adventure through time and space. (less)

"I bought the milk," said my father. "I walked out of the corner shop, and heard a noise like this: t h u m m t h u m m.... (more)

"I bought the milk," said my father. "I walked out of the corner shop, and heard a noise like this: t h u m m t h u m m. I looked up and saw a huge silver disc hovering in the air above Marshall Road. "Hullo," I said to myself. "That's not something you see every day. And then something odd happened." Find out just how odd things get in this hilarious story of time travel and breakfast cereal, expertly told by Newbery Medalist and bestselling author Neil Gaiman. (less)